one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HOT WEATHER IFYOU ARE COLD YOU CAN PUT ON MORE AND MORE CLOTHES BUT IF YOU ARE HOT YOU CAN NOT TAKE OFF MANY CLOTHES BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED YOU JUST HAVE TO REMAIN SWEATY AND HOT
